Years from now, when my bike tires are a bit more run down, my beard is grey, and personal hairline security loses the battle, my nephew will ask lots of questions. So travel with me now, into the future, to the year 2020, and a conversation between...
We interrupt the usual monday morning bla-bla-bla for a special announcement. Please welcome, in stained jeans and a Dole-Kemp 96' T-Shirt, direct from unemployment, former White House Press jerk - Ari Fleischer! Ladies and Gentleman. Global Citizens. Unfertilized eggs. Organisms from other planets. After almost three years...
Last week, following my announcement that sunday's would be dedicated to the wonders of podcasting, a blogreader (who will remain nameless) came up to me and said, something like: Oh yeah, I read your post with all the nerd talk in it. Nerd Talk? PEOPLE! Do not fear...
Last nights day-late thanksgiving dinner was just what my soul needed. The excessive eats, multiple courses, exotic desserts, and Dutch-German-American-Portuguese cross cultural communication reminded me of what I love about this city and my underworld. It seemed to bring similar warmth to the other guests, some of which...
The fishtank reminds me of the M*A*S*H 4077 today, and I'm doing my best Cpl. Klinger, all that's missing is the wedding dress. I keep wishing I wasn't the computer doctor on call. I studied European Communication people, nothing to do with you hard drive gonorrhea! Who do...
