Citizen Reporter Posts

September 9, 2002 / Text

So.. if the US attacks Iraq, which by the way – is a form of terrorism, the following becomes quite possible: China will attack Taiwan, saying that they are a threat to the mainland. India will Nuc Pakistan, saying that they are a threat. Israel…

September 7, 2002 / Text

LOUD DUTCH SINGING! “BLAH BLAH LAAA LAA” And there in a boat, is a group of Dutch singing there hearts out, seemingly making fun of someone on dryland. A look at dryland reveals 2 mounted police, protected by garbage bag ponchos amidst the first big…

September 4, 2002 / Text

When red light approaches, apply brakes. This is no problem once you have a new brake system. Oh the others will laugh… but theyve never known what it is to stop on a dime and pedal with confidence….. If you have a terrorist group. That…

September 2, 2002 / Text

Lets try this: Friends are like snow. Some months, you’ve got none. And then, when it does start to snow, it just comes down. And then, sometimes, one little snowball, becomes a giant snowball, and then…. you get lost in this metafor… which is really…