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I was at the controls of the fishtank when SHE walked in. If I keep eyes on the LCD display, I can't actually see who is walking in, but I can sense it. Especially when its someone who looks and smells as good as she would. ...
Today begins my newfound fame, I suppose. Seriously, podcasting has done wonders to my readership, look for yourself. And here I thought putting my voice out there would scare the crap out of y'all, and readership would plummet, along with my blogshare value. (i...
Some would say I wasted my sunday afternoon editing, splicing, and mixing.... and then I started working on my podcast. (studio audience laughs)I'm going to be going over my blog design with a fine-tooth comb tomorrow, with help from A LIST APART, so be prepared for some changes. ...
Yesterday's cliffhanger about dinner with Texan students actually concluded swimmingly. I found that they handled indonesian food with healthy curiosity, i guess they appreciate good eatin'. There were in fact no political debates, and I'll admit I was seeking to avoid them if they weren't necessary. At...
